Sign, Sign - Everywhere a Sign

I think most, if not all, of these signs are British . . . yes, our 'mother tongue'!

Now, if I were to say most of these things in my semi-redneck, southern drawl, I think most of them might sound kind of rude.

But with the proper British accent, they sound kind of dignified, I think!!

OR - maybe not!

Good dog, indeed - if he can read that!

sucked off?